Beauty And The Beast
"Be Our Guest"
Curtain closed to start and slowly opens when chorus sings
Lumiere:
Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with
deepest pride
and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.
And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a
chair as Best of Broadway proudly presents -
your dinner!
Be our guest! Be our guest!
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
And we'll provide the rest
Soup du jour
Hot hors d'oeuvres
Why, we only live to serve
Try the grey stuff
It's delicious
Don't believe me? Ask the dishes
They can sing, they can dance (Ah……)
After all, Miss, this is France (Ah…..)
And a dinner here is never second best (Ah…..)
Go on, unfold your menu
Take a glance and then you'll
Be our guest
Oui, our guest
Be our guest!
Lumiere and Chorus:
Beef ragout
Cheese souffle
Pie and pudding "en flambe"
Lumiere:
We'll prepare and serve with flair
A culinary cabaret!
You're alone (Ah..)
And you're scared (Ah..)
But the banquet's all prepared (Ah..)
No one's gloomy or complaining
While the flatware's entertaining
We tell jokes! I do tricks
With my fellow candlesticks
Chorus:
And it's all in perfect taste
That you can bet
Come on and lift your glass
You've won your own free pass
To be our guest
Lumiere:
If you're stressed
It's fine dining we suggest
Chorus:
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
Female Soloist
Our command is your request
It's been years since we've had anybody here
And we're obsessed
With your meal, with your ease
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the candlelight's still glowing
Let us help you, We'll keep going
Course by course, one by one
'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, let's eat up
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Please, be our guest!
Curtain closes
"Beauty and the Beast" (Male/Female Duet)
FEMALE:
OOH
FEMALE:
TALE AS OLD AS TIME, TRUE AS IT CAN BE
BARELY EVEN FRIENDS, THEN SOMEBODY BENDS, UNEXPECTEDLY
MALE:
JUST A LITTLE CHANGE, SMALL TO SAY THE LEAST
BOTH A LITTLE SCARED, NEITHER ONE PREPARED
BOTH:
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
BOTH:
EVER JUST THE SAME, EVER A SURPRISE
EVER AS BEFORE, EVER JUST AS SURE, AS THE SUN WILL RISE
MALE:
NO, OH, OH, WOO OH
BOTH:
EVER JUST THE SAME
MALE:
EVER A SURPRISE
BOTH:
EVER AS BEFORE, EVER JUST AS SURE
AS THE SUN WILL RISE
MALE:
OH, OH, OH
FEMALE:
TALE AS OLD AS TIME, TUNE AS OLD AS SONG
BOTH:
BITTERSWEET AND STRANGE
FINDING YOU CAN CHANGE, LEARNING YOU WERE WRONG
MALE:
CERTAIN AS THE SUN
FEMALE:
CERTAIN AS THE SUN
MALE:
RISING IN THE EAST
FEMALE:
TALE AS OLD AS TIME
BOTH:
SONG AS OLD AS RHYME, BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
FEMALE:
TALE AS OLD AS TIME
MALE:
SONG AS OLD AS RHYME
BOTH:
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
(7 BAR INSTRUMENTAL-WITH AD LIB VOCALS)
BOTH:
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
Oliver
“CONSIDER YOURSELF”
SOLO #1
CONSIDER YOURSELF AT HOME
CONSIDER YOURSELF ONE OF THE FAMILY
WE'VE TAKEN TO YOU SO STRONG
IT'S CLEAR WE'RE GOING TO GET ALONG
CONSIDER YOURSELF WELL IN
CONSIDER YOURSELF PART OF THE FURNITURE
THERE ISN'T A LOT TO SPARE
WHO CARES?
WHAT EVER WE'VE GOT WE SHARE!
IF IT SHOULD CHANCE TO BE
WE SHOULD SEE SOME HARDER DAYS
EMPTY LARDER DAYS, WHY GROUSE?
ALWAYS A CHANCE WE'LL MEET
SOMEBODY TO FOOT THE BILL
THEN THE DRINKS ARE ON THE 'OUSE!
CONSIDER YOURSELF OUR MATE
WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE NO FUSS
FOR AFTER SOME CONSIDERATION
WE CAN STATE
CONSIDER YOURSELF ONE OF US!
CONSIDER YOURSELF
SOLO #2
AT HOME
SOLO #1
CONSIDER YOURSELF
SOLO #2
ONE OF THE FAMILY
SOLO #1
WE'VE TAKEN TO YOU
SOLO #2
SO STRONG
SOLO #1
IT'S CLEAR
BOTH
WE'RE GOING TO GET ALONG
SOLO #1
CONSIDER YOURSELF
SOLO #2
WELL IN?
SOLO #1
CONSIDER YOURSELF PART OF THE FURNITURE
SOLO #2
THERE ISN'T A LOT TO SPARE
SOLO #1
WHO CARES?
BOTH
WHAT EVER WE'VE GOT, WE SHARE
SOLO #1
NOBODY TRIES TO BE
LAH-DI-DAH AND UPPITY
THERE'S A CUP OF TEA FOR ALL
ONLY IT'S WISE TO BE HANDY
WITH A ROLLING PIN
WHEN THE LANDLORD COMES TO CALL.
CONSIDER YOURSELF
OUR MATE.
WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE NO FUSS
BOTH
FOR AFTER SOME CONSIDERATION
SOLO #2
WE CAN STATE "CONSIDER YOURSELF
ONE OF US."
ALL WHO ARE ON STAGE
CONSIDER YOURSELF AT HOME
WE'VE TAKEN TO YOU SO STRONG
CONSIDER YOURSELF WELL IN
THERE ISN'T A LOT TO SPARE
WE SHOULD SEE SOME HARDER DAYS
EMPTY LARDER DAYS, WHY GROUSE?
ALWAYS A CHANCE WE'LL MEET SOMEBODY
TO FOOT THE BILL
THEN THE DRINKS ARE ON THE HOUSE!
CONSIDER YOURSELF OUR MATE
WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE NO FUSS
FOR AFTER SOME CONSIDERATION
WE CAN STATE
"CONSIDER YOURSELF ONE OF US!"
EVERYONE ON STAGE AND COMING INTO AUDIENCE
FROM BACK OF ROOM
CONSIDER YOURSELF AT HOME
CONSIDER YOURSELF ONE OF THE FAMILY
WE'VE TAKEN TO YOU SO STRONG
IT'S CLEAR WE'RE GOING TO GET ALONG
CONSIDER YOURSELF WELL IN
CONSIDER YOURSELF PART OF THE FURNITURE
THERE ISN'T A LOT TO SPARE
WHO CARES?
WHAT EVER WE'VE GOT WE SHARE!
IF IT SHOULD CHANCE TO BE
WE SHOULD SEE SOME HARDER DAYS
EMPTY LARDER DAYS, WHY GROUSE?
ALWAYS A CHANCE WE'LL MEET
SOMEBODY TO FOOT THE BILL
EVERYONE ON STAGE
THEN THE DRINKS ARE ON THE 'OUSE!
CONSIDER YOURSELF OUR MATE
WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE NO FUSS
FOR AFTER SOME CONSIDERATION
WE CAN STATE
CONSIDER YOURSELF ONE OF US!
Exit stage wings and doors
“Pick A Pocket Or Two”
Children and soloist discussing and music starts
soloist turns around from having his back to audience
Children start to pick pockets out in audience with props
Soloist
In this life, one thing counts,
In the bank large amounts
I'm afraid these don't grow on trees
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two
Ensemble
Large amounts don’t grow on trees
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two
Soloist
Why should we break our backs
Stupidly paying tax?
Better get some untaxed income
Better to pick-a-pocket or two
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two
Ensemble
Why should we go break our backs
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two
Soloist
Robin Hood what a crook!
Gave away what he took
Charity's fine subscribe to mine
Get out and pick-a-pocket or two
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two
Ensemble
Robin Hood was far to good,
Get out and pick a pocket or two
Soloist
Take a tip from Bill Sikes
He can whip what he likes
I recall he started small
He had to pick-a-pocket or two
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two
Ensemble
Take a tip from old Bill Sikes
He could pick a pocket or two
Soloist
When I see someone rich
Both my thumbs start to itch
Only to find some peace of mind
We have to pick-a-pocket or two
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two
Ensemble
Just to find some piece of mind
We have to pick-a-pocket or two
Come out so curtain closes exit through audience
Oom-pah-pah!
Curtain opens / Children and tweens leave adults enter
Soloist
Oom pah pah oom pah pah that's how it goes
Oom pah pah oom pah pah everyone knows
They all suppose what they want to suppose when they hear oom pah pah
Ensemble
Oom pah pah oom pah pah that's how it goes
Oom pah pah oom pah pah everyone knows
They all suppose what they want to suppose when they hear oom pah pah
Soloist
There's a little ditty they're singin' in the city
Especially when they've been on the gin or the beer
If you've got the patience your own imaginations
Will tell you just exactly what you want to hear
Ensemble
Oom pah pah oom pah pah that's how it goes
Oom pah pah oom pah pah everyone knows
They all suppose what they want to suppose when they hear oom pah pah
Soloist
Mr. Percy Snodgrass would often have the odd glass
But never when he thought anybody could see
Secretly he'd buy it and drink it on the quiet
And dream he was an Earl with a girl on each knee
Ensemble
Oom pah pah oom pah pah that's how it goes
Oom pah pah oom pah pah everyone knows
What is the cause of his red shiny nose?
That would be oom pah pah?
Soloist
Pretty little Sally goes walking down the alley
Displays her pretty ankles to all of the men
They could see her garters but not for free and gratis
An inch or two and then she knows when to say when
Ensemble
Oom pah pah oom pah pah that's how it goes
Oom pah pah oom pah pah everyone knows
Whether it's hidden or whether it shows
It's the same oom pah pah
Soloist (Ensemble singing chorus)
She was from the country but now she's up a gum tree
She let a fellow beat her then lead her along
What's the good of cryin' she's made her bed to lie in
She's glad to bring a coin in and join in this song
Ensemble
Oom pah pah oom pah pah that's how it goes
Oom pah pah oom pah pah everyone knows
They all suppose what they want to suppose
When they hear oom pah pah
Curtain closes
Annie
"It’s The Hard Knock Life"
GIRLS
It's the hard-knock life for us!
It's the hard-knock life for us!
ANNIE
'Steada treated,
GIRLS
We get tricked!
ANNIE
'Steada kisses,
GIRLS
We get kicked!
ALL
It's the hard-knock life!
Got no folks to speak of, so,
It's the hard-knock row we hoe!
ANNIE
Cotton blankets,
GIRLS
'Steada of wool!
ANNIE
Empty Bellies,
ANNIE
No one's there when your dreams
at night get creepy!
No one cares if you grow...of if you shrink!
No one dries when your eyes get wet an' weepy!
ALL
From all the cryin' you would think this place's a sink!
Ohhhh!!!!!!!
Empty belly life!
Rotten smelly life!
Full of sorrow life!
No tomorrow life!
SOLOIST #1 and #2
Santa Claus we never see
ANNIE
Santa Claus, what's that?
Who's he?
ALL
No one cares for you a smidge
When you're in an orphanage!
It’s hard knock life
SOLOIST #3 and #4
(Making a whistling sound and imitating Miss. Hannigan)
You'll stay up till this dump shines like the top of the Chrysler Building.
ALL
Yank the whiskers from her chin
Jab her with a safety Pin
Make her drink a mickey finn
I love you, Miss Hannigan
It's the hard-knock life for us
It's the hard-knock life for us
No one cares for you a smidge
When your in an orphanage
It's the hard-knock life
It's the hard-knock life
It's the hard-knock life!
“YOUR NEVER FULLY DRESSES WITHOUT A SMILE”
Bert
Hey hobo man,
Hey Dapper Dan,
You've both got your style
But brother, you're never fully dressed
Without a smile
Your clothes may be Beau Brummelly
They stand out a mile
But brother you're never fully dressed
Without a smile
Who cares what they're wearing on Main Street of Seville Row
It's what you wear from ear to ear
And not from head to toe.
That matters
Bert and Boylan Sisters
So, Senator, so, janitor
So long for a while
Remember you're never fully dressed
Though you may wear the best
You're never fully dressed without a Smile
Boylan Sisters
Doo doodle-oo doo
Doo doodle-oo doo
Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo
Your clothes may be Beau Brummelly
They stand out a mile
But brother you're never fully dressed
Without a smile
Who cares what they're wearing on Main Street of Seville Row
It's what you wear from ear to ear
And not from head to toe. FADING OUT
TESSIE (spoken)
MOLLY
That matters
Spoken
Ah! The lovely Boylan Sisters
So, Senator, so, janitor“TOMORROW”
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
There'll be sun
Just thinkin' about
Tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs,
And the sorrow
'Til there's none
When I'm stuck with a day
That's gray,
And lonely,
I just stick out my chin
And grin,
And say,
Oh
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on 'til
Tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow
Tomorrow
I love ya
Tomorrow
You're always
A day away
Repeat
Starlight Express
“The Rap”
Hey you, Who Me
Yes you, Race You
Hey you, Who Me
Yes you, Race You
Rusty's gonna race
Rusty's gonna race
Rusty's gonna race
Rusty's gonna race,
race in the finals
Rusty gonna race
no he ain't
no he ain't
Who said?
I said he ain't gonna race
But Papa wanna play
Papa wanna play
Papa wanna play
Papa wanna play
Papa want a place in the final
Papa can't take it he's half dead
Chosen Rusty to go instead
Hey you yes you
Rusty can race you
Hey you yes you
Rusty can race you
Yes,Let him race you
Shut it Dinah
Let him race you in the final
Let him race what harm can it do?
You know he's no match for you
Let him race
No, no, no question
won't even listen to your suggestions
Peral and me will never be seen
racing against yesterdays machine
Electra won't share a second with him
Needs water and coal and soon wears a chimney
No style now that's not fair
What do ya prove if he ain't there?
right yes that's right, that's true
Okay Peral I'm with you
Hey you yes you
Rusty can race you
Hey you yes you
Rusty can race you
Must be a steamer, papa was a steamer
Rusty's is a steamer he has a right
Who'll go with him, can't take a heavy
truck what will happen
I'll go I'm light
No no no why not
Leavin out steam trains
just ain't fair
Steam trains ut to have their share
No no no it ain't steam trains
Don't cook the same thing
cookin different smoke
___________________couldn’t get
Hey you yes you
Rusty can race you
He has a point there
Shut it Dinah
Hey hey hey hey hey shut it Dinah
I know you be in the way
Shut it Dinah you be in the way
Shut it Dinah you be in the way
Shut it Dinah you be in the way
Will somebody listen to what I say?
That's how it's gonna be understood?
I don't wanna shut it Dinah
Hey you yes you
Electra's gonna race you
Hey you yes you Hey you yes you
Hey you yes you Hey you yes you
Hey you yes you Hey you yes you
Hey you yes you Rusty
Hey you yes you Race race
“Next Time You Fall In Love”
Pearl:
I'm guess im not too good at keeping love alive for long.
I think ive found the answers but the answers always wrong.
My first love was my true love and it should have been my last.
The only time im happys when im dreaming in the past.
Pearl Chorus:
Next time you fall in love it better be with me the way it used to be.
Back then, was when we touched the Starlight.
Pearl:
Sometimes you turn away from what your heart tells you is right,
And so you settle for whatever gets you through the night.
The flame you thought was dead may sudenely begin too burn.
And broken hearts can be repaired thats somthing that you learn.
Pearl:
repeat chorus
Rusty:
Ive relived every moment that i've ever shared with you.
What fools we were to end a dream that looked like coming true.
Rusty Chorus
Rusty and Pearl Chorus
Rusty and Pearl:
I guess im not too good at keeping love alive for long.
I think ive found the answers but the answers always wrong.
My first love was my true love and it should have been my last.
The only time im happys when im dreaming in the past.
"Lotta Locomotion"
(Female 1)
Rusty you can't be serious
You go in for the race
You've got to be strong and for lorn
You've got to have speed so you'll need it
A mixture of strength the power to fuel
So you got to have food where it counts
(Female 2)
But that was ages ago
I have to fill more
(Coaches)
We have to fill more
But we need to be certain
We need to be sure
(Female 2)
I have to fill more
(Coaches)
We have to fill more
We need to be certain
We need to be sure
COACHES
A lotta locomotion that's what we need
From a locomotive who can take the lead
From the eastern ocean to the western sea
Locomotion's gonna carry me
A lotta locomotion that's what we need
If we are ever gonna get up speed
A lotta locomotion and the right approach
For there are lots of different kinds of coach
ASHLEY
Like me I'm Ashley, I'm the smoking car
I've tried to kick the habit but my inside's used to tar
I know that if I don't give up I might choke or have a stroke
That scares me, and when I'm scared -
Boy I need a smoke.
BUFFY
Buffy at your service
Ever open wide
My microwave is cooking to warm you from inside
A lotta locomotion will do the trick
Come and bite my burgers
I'm hot and cheap and quick
DINAH
My name's Dinah, I'm the dining car
I'll cook for you and listen while you lean upon my bar
I'll serve you with your dinner
While the train goes loop the loop
Gee, I'm sorry gentlemen - I hope you wanted soup
COACHES
A lotta locomotion that's what we need
From a locomotive who can take the lead
From the Eastern Ocean to the Western Sea
Locomotion's gonna carry me
PEARL
My name's Pearl I'm a brand new girl
My springs still bounce my fans still whirl
Ain't gonna smoke, ain't gonna drink
COACHES
What are you gonna do ?
PEARL
What'd you think ?
COACHES
A lotta locomotion underneath the sun
Gonna keep on running till she finds the one
From the Eastern Ocean to the coast out west
(Female 1)
Gonna catch the morning side
Till I find the best
A lotta locomotion that's what we need
From a locomotive who can take the lead
From the Eastern Ocean to the Western Sea
Don't stop the engine smoking
Don't stop the fireman stoking
Locomotion's gonna carry me
(Ashley)
Don't make me give up smoking
(Coaches)
Give up smoking?
You gotta be joking
Locomotion's gonna carry me
ASHLEY
Don't make me give up smoking
COACHES
Give up smoking ? You gotta be joking !
Locomotion's gonna carry me
“I Am The Startlight”
Starlight Express
ONLY YOU
HAVE THE POWER WITHIN YOU
JUST BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
THE SEA WILL PART BEFORE YOU
STOP THE RAIN AND TURN THE TIDE
IF ONLY YOU
USE THE POWER WITHIN YOU
NEEDN'T BEG THE WORLD
TO TURN AROUND AND HELP YOU
IF YOU DRAW ON WHAT YOU HAVE WITHIN YOU
SOMEWHERE DEEP INSIDE
Rusty
STARLIGHT EXPRESS, YOU MUST CONFESS
ARE YOU REAL?
YES OR NO?
STARLIGHT EXPRESS
PLEASE ANSWER ME "YES"
I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO
Starlight Express
RUSTY, YOU'RE BLIND
LOOK IN YOUR MIND
I'M THERE, NOTHING'S NEW
THE STARLIGHT EXPRESS
IS NO MORE NOR LESS THAN YOU
RUSTY, I AM YOU
I'M YOU AND ONLY YOU
HAVE THE POWER WITHIN YOU
JUST BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
THE SEA WILL PART BEFORE YOU
STOP THE RAIN AND TURN THE TIDE
ONLY YOU
USE THE POWER WITHIN YOU
NEEDN'T BEG THE WORLD TO TURN AROUND AND HELP YOU
IF YOU DRAW ON THE WHAT IS DEEP INSIDE
Second Act
“I am the Greatest Star” (Funny Girl)
I'm the greatest star,
I am by far,
But no one knows it!
That's why I was born--
I'll blow my horn
Till someone blows it!
I'll light up like a light
Right up like a light
I'll flicker, then flare up
All the world's gonna stare up
Lookin' down
You'll never see me--
Try the sky,
'Cause that'll be me.
I can make 'em cry,
I can make 'em sigh,
Someday they'll clamor
For my dram-er.
Have you guessed yet,
Who's the best yet?
If you ain't I'll tell you one more time.
You bet your last dime
In all of the world so far
I'm the greatest, greatest star!
“Singing in the Rain” (Singin in the Rain)
4 BAR INTRO
WHY AM I SMILIN' AND WHY DO I SING?
WHY DOES DECEMBER SEEM SUNNY AS SPRING?
WHY DO I GET UP EACH MORNING TO START
HAPPY AND HET UP WITH JOY IN MY HEART?
WHY IS EACH NEW TASK A TRIFLE TO DO?
BECAUSE I AM LIVING A LIFE FULL OF YOU.
I'M SINGIN' IN THE RAIN, JUST SINGIN' IN THE RAIN
WHAT A GLORIOUS FEELING, I'M HAPPY AGAIN
I'M LAUGHING AT CLOUDS, SO DARK UP ABOVE
THE SUN'S IN MY HEART, AND I'M READY FOR LOVE
LET THE STORMY CLOUDS CHASE, EV'RYONE FROM THE PLACE
COME ON WITH THE RAIN, I'VE A SMILE ON MY FACE
I'LL WALK DOWN THE LANE, WITH A HAPPY REFRAIN
SINGIN', JUST SINGIN' IN THE RAIN
I'M SINGIN' IN THE RAIN, OH I'M SINGIN' IN THE RAIN
WHAT A GLORIOUS FEELING, I'M HAPPY AGAIN
I'M LAUGHING AT CLOUDS, SO DARK UP ABOVE
THE SUN'S IN MY HEART, AND I'M GETTIN' READY FOR LOVE
LET THE STORMY CLOUDS CHASE, EV'RYONE FROM THE PLACE
AND COME ON WITH THE RAIN, I'VE A SMILE ON MY FACE
I'LL WALK DOWN THE LANE, WITH A HAPPY REFRAIN
SINGIN'..... SINGIN'.....
I'M SINGIN' IN THE RAIN, JUST SINGIN' IN THE RAIN
I.............I'M HAPPY AGAIN
MY TROUBLES ARE DEAD, A RAINBOW'S AHEAD
I'M SINGIN'....... SINGIN'.......
I'M SINGIN' IN THE RAIN..............
"It Don’t Mean A Thing If It Ain’t Got That Swing" (Swing!)
It don't mean a thing, if it ain't got that swing
"Telephone Hour" (Bye Bye Birdie)
-Hi, Nancy!
-Hi, Helen!
What's the story, morning glory?
What's tale, nightingale?
-Tell me quick about Hugo and Kim!
-Hi, Margie!
-Hi, Alice!
What's the story, morning glory?
-What's the word, humming bird?
-Have you heard about Hugo and Kim?
Did they really get pinned?
Did she kiss him and cry?
Did he pin the pin on?
Or was he too shy?
Well, I heard they got pinned
-Yeah! Yeah!
I was hopin' they would!
- Oho!
Now they're livin' at last,
Goin' steady for good!
-Hello, Mister Henkel, this is Harvey Johnson,
Can I speak to Penelope Ann?
-Is it true about Kim?
-Penelope!
-I just knew it somehow
-About the ball...
-I must call her right up!
-Saturday
-I can't talk to you now!
Goin' steady,
You know it
Goin' steady,
Man, it's crazy, man!
Goin' steady,
You know it,
-It won't last!
-Not at all!
-He's too thin!
-She's too tall!
-Hello, Missus Miller, this is Harvey Johnson,
Can I speak to Debra Sue?
-Hi, you Hugo!
Hi, you stupid!
Why do wanna go get pinned up?
-Well, I heard they got pinned
-I was hopin' they would
-Lost your moral
-Now they're livin' at last
-Are you nutty
-Goin' steady ...
-Hello, Mrs Garfein, is Charity home from school yet?
-Did they really get pinned? Goin' steady?
-We was hopin' they would
-Now they're livin' at last
-Goin' steady for good!
If you gotta go, that's the way to go,
When they got you hooked,
Then you're really cooked,
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do?
Well, I heard they got pinned!
I was thinking they would!
Now they're livin' at last
They are steady for good
Goin' steady, goin' steady,
Goin' steady,
Steady for good
Goin' steady, goin' steady,
Goin' steady,
Steady for good
He's in love with Kim,
Kim's in love with him!
Goin' steady, goin' steady,
Goin' steady!
Well, well, oh oh oh
Well, well, oh oh oh
That's the way it should be!
They'll be happy, I know!
Going Steady for me.
That's the way it should go!
Goin' steady, goin' steady,
Goin' steady,
Steady for good
Goin' steady,
Goin' steady,
Oh yeah!!!
Any Dream Will Do (Joseph Technicolor coat)
Joseph
I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain
To see for certain what I thought I knew
Far far away, someone was weeping
But the world was sleeping
Any dream will do
Joseph & Children
I wore my coat, with golden lining
Bright colours shining, wonderful and new
And in the east, the dawn was breaking
And the world was waking
Any dream will do
Joseph
A crash of drums, a flash of light
My golden coat flew out of sight
The colours faded into darkness
I was left alone
Joseph & Children
May I return to the beginning
The light is dimming, and the dream is too
The world and I, we are still waiting
Still hesitating
Any dream will do
Joseph
A crash of drums, a flash of light
My golden coat flew out of sight
The colours faded into darkness
I was left alone
Joseph & Children
May I return to the beginning
The light is dimming, and the dream is too
The world and I, we are still waiting
Still hesitating
Any dream will do
I Whistle A Happy Tune (The King and I)
[ANNA]
Whenever I feel afraid
I hold my head erect
And whistle a happy tune
So no one will suspect
I'm afraid.
While shivering in my shoes
I strike a careless pose
And whistle a happy tune
And no one ever knows
I'm afraid.
The result of this deception
Is very strange to tell
For when I fool the people
I fear I fool myself as well!
I whistle a happy tune
And ev'ry single time
The happiness in the tune
Convinces me that I'm not afraid.
Make believe you're brave
And the trick will take you far.
You may be as brave
As you make believe you are
You may be as brave
As you make believe you are
[LOUIS]
While shivering in my shoes
I strike a careless pose
And whistle a happy tune
And no one ever knows,
I'm afraid.
[LOUIS AND ANNA]
The result of this deception
Is very strange to tell
For when I fool the people
I fear I fool myself as well!
I whistle a happy tune
And ev'ry single time
The happiness in the tune
Convinces me that I'm not afraid.
Make believe you're brave
And the trick will take you far.
You may be as brave
As you make believe you are....
I Could Have Danced All Night (My Fair Lady)
Eliza
Bed! Bed! I couldn't go to bed!
My head's too light to try to set it down!
Sleep! Sleep!
I couldn't sleep tonight.
Not for all the jewels in the crown!
I could have danced all night!
I could have danced all night!
And still have begged for more.
I could have spread my wings
And done a thousand things I've never done before.
I'll never know What made it so exciting;
Why all at once My heart took flight.
I only know when he
Began to dance with me I could have danced,
danced, danced all night!
I could have danced all night!
I could have danced all night!
And still have begged for more.
I could have spread my wings
And done a thousand things I've never done before.
I'll never know What made it so exciting.
Why all at once my heart took flight.
I only know when he
Began to dance with me.
I could have danced, danced danced all night!
Grease Lightin’ (Grease)
Why this car is automatic
It's systematic
It's hydromatic
Why it's a grease lightning (Grease lightning)
We'll get some overhead lifters and four barrel quads
oh yeah
(Keep talking whoa keep talking)
Fuel injection cutoffs and chrome plated rods oh yeah
(I'll get her ready, i'll kill to get her ready)
With the four speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door
You know that ain't no shit we'll be getting lots of tit
In Grease Lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lightning you're coasting through the heat lap trial
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
We'll get some purple hued tailpipes and some thirty inch fins
oh yeah
We'll pound 'em in the dashboard and duel muffler twins
oh yeah
With new pistons, plugs and shocks I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't bragging she's a real pussy wagon
Grease lightning
Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lighting you're coasting through the heat lap trial
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lighting you're coasting through the heat lap trial
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning (Music repeat verse)
Intermission
Third Act
The Wizard Of Oz
“Were Off to see the Wizard”
(Demo track)
Follow the yellow brick road
Follow the yellow brick road
Follow, follow Follow, follow
Follow the yellow brick road
Follow the rainbow over the stream
Follow the fellow who follows a dream
Follow, follow Follow, follow
Follow the yellow brick road
We're off to see the Wizard
The wonderful Wizard of Oz
We hear he is a wiz of a wiz
If ever a wiz there was
If ever oh ever a wiz there was
The Wizard of Oz is one because
Because, because
Because, because, because
Because of the wonderful things he does
We're off to see the Wizard
The wonderful Wizard of Oz
We're off to see the Wizard
The wonderful Wizard of Oz
We hear he is a wiz of a wiz
If ever a wiz there was
If ever oh ever a wiz there was
The Wizard of Oz is one because
Because, because
Because, because, because
Because of the wonderful things he does
We're off to see the Wizard
The wonderful Wizard of Oz
"If
I Only Had A Brain"/Heart/Nerve
Brain
I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
you could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.
Heart
When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle,
And yet I'm torn apart.
Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had heart.
I'd be tender - I'd be gentle and awful sentimental
Regarding Love and Art.
I'd be friends with the sparrows ...
and the boys who shoots the arrows
If I only had a heart.
Picture me - a balcony. Above a voice sings low.
Wherefore art thou, Romeo? I hear a beat....
How sweet.
Just to register emotion, jealousy - devotion,
And really feel the part.
I could stay young and chipper
and I'd lock it with a zipper,
If I only had a heart.
The Nerve
Yeh, it's sad, believe me,
Missy,
When you're born to be a sissy
Without the vim and verve.
But I could show my prowess, be a lion not a mou-ess
If I only had the nerve.
I'm afraid there's no denyin' I'm just a dandelion,
A fate I don't deserve.
I'd be brave as a blizzard....
I'd be gentle as a lizard....
I'd be clever as a gizzard....
If the Wizard is a Wizard who will serve.
Then I'm sure to get a brain, a heart, a home, the nerve!
“Brand New Day”
(The Wiz) Everybody look aroundHello world
It's like a different way of living now
And thank you world
We always knew that we'd be free somehow
In harmony
And show the world that we've got liberty
Annie Get Your Gun
“Anything You Can Do”
ANNIE OAKLEY FRANK BUTLER:
Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.
No, you're not. Yes, I am.
No, you're not. Yes, I am.
No, you're NOT!. Yes, I am.
Yes, I am!
I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge.
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow.
I can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
Yes.
So can a rat!
Any note you can reach
I can go higher.
I can sing anything
Higher than you.
No, you can't. (High)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I CAN! (Highest)
Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything
Cheaper than you.
Fifty cents?
Forty cents! Thirty cents?
Twenty cents! No, you can't!
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Anything you can say
I can say softer.
I can say anything
Softer than you.
No, you can't. (Softly)
Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker.
I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker!
I can open any safe.
Without bein' caught?
Sure.
That's what I thought--
you crook!
Any note you can hold
I can hold longer.
I can hold any note
Longer than you.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can No, you can't.
Yes, I can No, you can't.
Yes, I can
Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T--
CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!)
Yes, you ca-a-a-an!
Anything you can wear
I can wear better.
In what you wear
I'd look better than you.
In my coat?
In your vest! In my shoes?
In your hat! No, you can't!
Yes, I can
Yes, I CAN!
Anything you say
I can say faster.
I can say anything
Faster than you.
No, you can't. (Fast)
Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can't. (Faster)
Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan't. (Faster)
YesIcan! (Fastest)
I can jump a hurdle.
I can wear a girdle.
I can knit a sweater.
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie? No.
Neither can I.
Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter.
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you.
No, you can't. (Sweetly)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter)
Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)
Yes, I can! No, you can't!
You Can’t get a man with a Gun
ANNIE OAKLEY:
Oh my Mother was frightened by a shotgun, they say,
That's why I'm such a wonderful shot.
I'd be am out in the cactus and I practice all day,
And now tell me what have I got.
I'm quick on the trigger with targets not much bigger
Than a pen point, I'm number one.
But my score with a feller is lower than a cellar-
Oh you can't get a man with a gun.
When I'm with a pistol
I sparkle like a crystal,
Yes, I shine like the morning sun.
But I lose all my luster
When with a Bronco Buster.
Oh you can't get a man with a gun.
With a gun, with a gun,
No, you can't get a man with a gun.
If I went to battle
With someone's herd of cattle
You'd have steak when the job was done.
But if shot the herder,
They'd holler "bloody murder"
And you can't shoot a male
In the tail like a quail
Oh you can't get a man with a gun.
IF I SHOT A RABBIT, SOME FURRIER WOULD GRAB IT
FOR A COAT THAT WOULD WARM SOMEONE
BUT YOU CAN'T SHOOT A LOVER AND USE HIM FOR A COVER
OH, YOU CAN'T GET A MAN WITH A GUN.
THE GALS WITH UNBRELLERS ARE ALWAYS OUT WITH FELLERS
IN THE RAIN, OR THE BLAZING SUN
BUT A MAN NEVER TRIFLES WITH GALS WHO CARRY RIFLES
OH, YOU CAN'T GET A MAN WITH A GUN, WITH A GUN...WITH A GUN
NO YOU CAN'T GET A MAN WITH A GUN.
A MAN'S LOVE IS MIGHTY, HE'LL EVEN BUY A NIGHTIE FOR A GAL
WHO HE THINKS IS FUN
BUT THEY DON'T BUY PAJAMAS FOR PISTOL PACKIN' MAMAS!
FOR A MAN MAY BE HOT, BUT HE'S NOT WHEN HE'S SHOT!
OH, YOU CAN'T GET A MAN WITH A GUN...!
West Side Story
“I Feel Pretty”
MARIA
(MARIA)
I FEEL PRETTY, OH SO PRETTY, I FEEL PRETTY AND WITTY AND BRIGHT
AND I PITY ANY GIRL WHO ISN'T ME TONIGHT.
I FEEL CHARMING, OH, SO CHARMING, IT'S ALARMING HOW CHARMING I FEEL!
AND SO PRETTY THAT I HARDLY CAN BELIEVE I'M REAL.
SEE THAT PRETTY GIRL IN THAT MIRROR THERE? WHO CAN THAT ATTRACTIVE GIRL BE?
SUCH A PRETTY FACE, SUCH A PRETTY DRESS, SUCH A PRETTY SMILE, SUCH A PRETTY ME.
I FEEL STUNNING, AND ENTRANCING, FEEL LIKE RUNNING AND DANCING FOR JOY
FOR I'M LOVED BY A PRETTY WONDERFUL BOY.
(GIRLS)
HAVE YOU MET MY GOOD FRIEND MARIA? THE CRAZIEST GIRL ON THE BLOCK?
YOU'LL KNOW HER THE MOMENT YOU SEE HER,
SHE'S THE ONE WHO IS IN AN ADVANCED STATE OF SHOCK.
SHE THINKS SHE'S IN LOVE, SHE THINKS SHE'S IN SPAIN.
SHE ISN'T IN LOVE, SHE'S MERELY INSANE!
IT MUST BE THE HEAT OR SOME RARE DISEASE, OR TOO MUCH TO EAT OR MAYBE IT'S FLEAS!
KEEP AWAY FROM HER, SEND FOR CHINO! THIS IS NOT THE MARIA WE KNOW!
MODEST AND PURE, POLITE AND REFINED, WELL-BRED AND MATURE AND OUT OF HER MIND!
(SPOKEN) MISS AMERICA! SPEECH! SPEECH!
(MARIA)
(SUNG) I FEEL PRETTY, OH, SO PRETTY THAT THE CITY SHOULD GIVE ME ITS KEY!
A COMMITTEE SHOULD BE ORGANIZED TO HONOR ME!
I FEEL DIZZY, I FEEL SUNNY, I FEEL FIZZY AND FUNNY AND FINE!
AND OH SO PRETTY, MISS AMERICA CAN JUST RESIGN!
SEE THE PRETTY GIRL IN THE MIRROR THERE; WHO CAN THAT ATTRACTIVE GIRL BE?
SUCH A PRETTY FACE, SUCH A PRETTY DRESS, SUCH A PRETTY SMILE, SUCH A PRETTY ME!
I FEEL STUNNING AND ENTRANCING, FEEL LIKE RUNNING AND DANCING FOR JOY
FOR I'M LOVED BY A PRETTY WONDERFUL BOY!
“America”
Dance Only
“Somewhere”
Ballet
Female
There's a place for us
Somewhere a place for us
Peace and quiet and open air
Wait for us
Somewhere
There's a time for us
Some day a time for us
Time together
With time to spare
Time to look
Time to care
Someday
Somewhere
We'll find a new way of living
We'll find a way of forgiving
Somewhere
Duet
There's a place for us
A time and place for us
Hold my hand
And we're halfway there
Hold my hand
And I'll take you there
Somehow
Someday
Somewhere
Sound of Music
“The Lonely Goatherd”
Maria:
High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Folks in a town that was quite remote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Lusty and clear from the goatherd?s throat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Children:
O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay
Maria:
A prince on the bridge of a castle moat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Two Children:
Men on a road with a load to tote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Children:
Men in the midst of a table d?hote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Maria:
Men drinking beer with the foam afloat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo (coughs)
One little girl in a pale pink coat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Brigitta:
She yodeled back to the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Maria:
Soon her Mama with a gleaming gloat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
What a duet for a girl and goatherd
Maria and the Children:
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Maria and the Children:
Ummm (ummm) . . .
Odl lay ee (odl lay ee)
Odl lay hee hee (odl lay hee hee)
Odl lay ee . . .
. . . yodeling . . .
Brigitta:
One little girl in a pale pink coat heard
Maria:
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hoo hoo
Brigitta:
She yodeled back to the lonely goatherd
Maria:
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Maria:
Soon her Mama with a gleaming gloat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hmm hmm
What a duet for a girl and goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Maria and the Children:
Happy are they lay dee olay dee lee o . . .
. . . yodeling . . .
Soon the duet will become a trio
Maria:
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Maria (Children):
Odl lay ee, old lay ee (odl lay ee)
Odl lay hee hee, (odl lay hee hee)
Odl lay hee (odl lay hee),
Odl lay odl lee (odl lay odl lee)
Odl lay odl lee (odl lay odi lay)
Odl lay odl lee (odl lay odl lay)
Odl lay odl lay odl lay
the Children:
WHOO!
“So Long Farewell”
(All children)
There's a sad sort of clanging
From the clock in the hall
And the bells in the steeple, too
And up in the nursery
An absurd little bird
Is popping out to say coo-coo
(Coo-coo, coo-coo)
(Brigitta, Gretel, Marta) (Fredrick, Leisel, Kurt, Louisa)
coo-coo Regretfully they tell us
coo-coo But firmly they compel us
to say goodbye
coo-coo
(All)
To you
(Children)
So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen, goodnight
(Marta)
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight
(Children)
So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen, adieu
(Fredrick)
Adieu, adieu
To you and you and you
(Children)
So long, farewell
Au revoir, Auf Weidersehen
(Leisel)
I'd like to stay
And taste my first champagne
(talking to the captain) yes?
(Captain) no!
(children)
So long, farewell
Auf Weidersehen, goodbye
(Kurt)
I leave and heave
A sigh and say goodbye
Goodbye
(Brigitta)
I'm glad to go
I cannot tell a lie
(Louisa)
I flit, I float
I fleetly flee, I fly
(Gretel)
The sun has gone
To bed and so must I
(Children)
So long, farewell
Auf Weidersehen, goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
(guests)
Goodbye
“Climb Every Mountain”
Climb every mountain,
Search high and low,
Follow every highway,
Every path you know.
Climb every mountain,
Ford every stream,
Follow every rainbow,
'Till you find your dream.
A dream that will need
All the love you can give,
Every day of your life
For as long as you live.
Climb every mountain,
Ford every stream,
Follow every rainbow,
Till you find your dream
A dream that will need
All the love you can give,
Every day of your life,
For as long as you live.
Climb every mountain,
Ford every stream,
Follow every rainbow,
Till you find your dream.
Fourth Act
“Memory’s” (Cats)
Midnight
Not a sound from the pavement
Has the moon lost her memory?
She is smiling alone
In the lamplight
The withered leaves collect at my feet
And the wind begins to moan
“Everything’s coming up roses” (Gypsy)
THINGS LOOK SWELL, THINGS LOOK GREAT,
GONNA HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD ON A PLATE.
STARTING HERE, STARTING NOW, HONEY,
EVERYTHING'S COMING UP ROSES!
CLEAR THE DECKS, CLEAR THE TRACKS,
WE GOT NOTHING TO DO BUT RELAX,
BLOW A KISS, TAKE A BOW, HONEY,
EVERYTHING'S COMING UP ROSES!
NOW'S OUR INNING, STAND THE WORLD ON IT'S EAR!
SET IT SPINNING, THAT'LL BE JUST THE BEGINNING!
CURTAIN UP, LIGHT THE LIGHTS,
WE GOT NOTHING TO HIT BUT THE HEIGHTS!
WE'LL BE SWELL, WE'LL BE GREAT! I CAN TELL, JUST YOU WAIT!
THAT LUCKY STAR I TALK ABOUT IS DUE!
HONEY, EVERYTHING'S COMING UP ROSES
NOW'S OUR INNING, STAND THE WORLD ON IT'S EAR!
SET IT SPINNING, THAT'LL BE JUST THE BEGINNING!
CURTAIN UP, LIGHT THE LIGHTS,
WE GOT NOTHING TO HIT BUT THE HEIGHTS!
WE'LL BE SWELL, WE'LL BE GREAT!
I CAN TELL, JUST YOU WAIT!
THAT LUCKY STAR I TALK ABOUT IS DUE!
HONEY,
EVERYTHING'S COMING UP ROSES FOR ME AND FOR YOU!
“Feed Me” (Little Shop of Horrors)
FEED ME. FEED ME. FEED ME.
FEED ME, SEYMOUR. FEED ME ALL NIGHT LONG.
(THAT'S RIGHT, BOY! YOU CAN DO IT!)
FEED ME, SEYMOUR. FEED ME ALL NIGHT LONG. (HA, HA, HA, HA HA.)
'CAUSE IF YOU FEED ME, SEYMOUR, I CAN GROW UP BIG AND STRONG.
WOULD YOU LIKE A CADILLAC CAR?
OR A GUEST SHOT ON JACK PAAR?
HOW ABOUT A DATE WITH HEDY LAMARR?
YOU GONNA GIT IT. (IF YOU WANT IT, BABY.)
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A BIG WHEEL,
DININ' OUT FOR EVERY MEAL?
I'M THE PLANT TO MAKE IT ALL REAL.
YOU GONNA GIT IT.
HEY, I'M YOUR GENIE, I'M YOUR FRIEND. I'M YOUR WILLING SLAVE.
TAKE A CHANCE. FEED ME, BOY? YOU KNOW WHAT KINDA EATS,
WHAT KINDA RED HOT TREATS, WHAT KINDA STICKY LICKY SWEETS I CRAVE.
COME ON, SEYMOUR, DON'T BE A PUTZ.
TRUST ME AND YOUR LIFE WILL SURELY RIVAL KING TUT'S.
SHOW A LITTLE INITIATIVE, BOY. WORK UP SOME GUTS
AND YOU'LL GIT IT.
(I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.
I HAVE SO, SO MANY STRONG RESERVATIONS.
SHOULD I GO AND PERFORM MUTILATIONS?)
THINK ABOUT A ROOM AT THE RITZ,
WRAPPED IN VELVET, COVERED IN GLITZ.
A LITTLE NOOKIE GONNA CLEAN UP THOSE ZITS
AND YOU'LL GIT IT.
(GEE, I'D LIKE A HARLEY MACHINE,
TOOLIN' AROUND LIKE I WAS JAMES DEAN,
MAKIN' ALL THE GUYS ON THE CORNER TURN GREEN.)
SO GO GIT IT.
“Razzle Dazzle” (Chicago)
(Singing)
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they;ll never catch wise!
Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
BILLY AND COMPANY
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous
BILLY
Row after row will crow vociferous
BILLY AND COMPANY
Give 'em the old flim flam flummox
Fool and fracture 'em
BILLY
How can they hear the truth above the roar?
ROAR, ROAR, ROAR
BILLY AND COMPANY
Throw 'em a fake and a finagle
They'll never know you're just a bagel,
BILLY
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll beg you for more!
BILLY AND COMPANY
Give 'em the old double whammy
Daze and dizzy 'em
Back since the days of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler
Give 'em the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger 'em
When you're in trouble, go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder
They'll let you get away with murder
Razzle dazzle 'em
And you've got a romance
BILLY
Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Show 'em the first rate sorceror you are
Long as you keep 'em way off balance
How can they spot you've got no talent
Razzle Dazzle 'em
BILLY AND COMPANY
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Razzle Dazzle 'em
And they'll make you a star!
“New York New York” (New York, New York)
7 BAR INTRO
START SPREADIN' THE NEWS, I'M LEAVIN' TODAY.
I WANNA BE A PART OF IT, NEW YORK, NEW YORK.
THESE VAGABOND SHOES, ARE LONGING TO STRAY.
AND STEP AROUND THE HEART OF IT, NEW YORK, NEW YORK.
I WANNA WAKE UP, IN A CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS,
TO FIND I'M KING OF THE HILL, TOP OF THE HEAP.
THESE LITTLE TOWN BLUES, ARE MELTIN' AWAY.
I'M GONNA MAKE A BRAND NEW START OF IT, IN OLD NEW YORK.
IF I CAN MAKE IT THERE, I'M GONNA MAKE IT, ANYWHERE!!
COME ON COME TO, NEW YORK, NEW YORK.
...NEW YORK, NEW YORK.
I WANNA WAKE UP, IN A CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS.
TO FIND I'M KING OF THE HILL, HEAD OF THE LIST.
CREAM OF THE CROP AT THE TOP OF THE HEAP..........
THESE LITTLE TOWN BLUES, ARE MELTIN' AWAY.
I'M GONNA MAKE A BRAND NEW START OF IT, IN OLD NEW YORK.
IF I CAN MAKE IT THERE, I'M GONNA MAKE IT, ANYWHERE!!
COME ON COME TO, NEW YORK, NEW.... YORK...........
THESE LITTLE TOWN...... BLUES, ARE MELTIN' AWAY.
I'M GONNA MAKE A BRAND NEW START OF IT, IN OLD NEW YORK.
IF I CAN MAKE IT THERE, I'M GONNA MAKE IT, ANYWHERE!!
COME ON COME TO NEW YORK, NEW.... YORK........
“There is Nothin Like a Dame” (South Pacific)
Sailors, Seabees and Marines:
We got sunlight on the sand,
We got moonlight on the sea,
We got mangoes and bananas
You can pick right off the tree,
We got volleyball and ping-pong
And a lot of dandy games!
What ain't we got?
We ain't got dames!
We get packages from home,
We get movies, we get shows,
We get speeches from our skipper
And advice from Tokyo Rose,
We get letters doused with perfume
We get dizzy from the smell!
What don't we get?
You know darn well!
We have nothin' to put on a clean white suit for
What we need is what there ain't no substitute for...
There is nothin' like a dame,
Nothin' in the world,
There is nothin' you can name
That is anythin' like a dame!
We feel restless, we feel blue,
We feel lonely and in grief,
We feel ev'ry kind of feelin',
But the feelin' of relief
We feel hungry as the wolf felt
When he met Red Hiding-hood
What don't we feel?
We don't feel good!
Lots of things in life are beautiful, but brother,
There is one particular thing that is nothin' whatsoever
In any way, shape or form like any other.
There is nothin' like a dame,
Nothin' in the world,
There is nothin' you can name
That is anythin' like a dame!
Nothin' else was built the same,
Nothin' in the world
As the soft and wavy frame
Like the silhouette of a dame!
There is absolutely nothin' like a frame of a dame.
Music Interlude
So suppose that dame and bride
Are completely free from flaws,
Or as faithful as a bird dog,
Or as kind as Santa Claus,
It's a waste of time to worry
Over things that they have not,
We're thankful for the things they got!
Musical Interlude
There is nothin' you can name
That is anythin' like a dame!
There are no books like a dame,
And nothin' looks like a dame.
There are no drinks like a dame,
And nothin' thinks like a dame,
Nothin' acts like a dame,
Or attracts like a dame.
There ain't a thing that's wrong with any man here
That can't be cured by pullin' him near
A girly, womanly, female, feminine dame!
“Circle of Life” (Lion King)
Hum Ah Ah[repeat chant]
From the day we arrive on the planet
And blinking, step into the sun
There's more to be seen that can ever be seen
More to do than can ever be done
Some say eat or be eaten
Some say live and let live
But all are agreed as they join the stampede
You should never take more than you give
In the circle of life
It's the wheel of fortune
It's the leap of faith
It's the band of hope
Till we find our place on the path unwinding
In the circle
The circle of life
Some of us fall by the wayside
And some of us soar to the stars
And some of us sail through our troubles
And some have to live with the scars
There's far too much to take in here
More to find than can ever be found
But the sun rolling high through the sapphire sky
Keeps great and small on the endless round
In the circle of life
It's the wheel of fortune
It's the leap of faith
It's the band of hope
Till we find our place on the path unwinding
In the circle
The circle of life
It's the wheel of fortune
It's the leap of faith
It's the band of hope
Till we find our place on the path unwinding
In the circle the circle of life
On the path unwinding
In the circle
The circle of life
Finale
Medley of Finales through the years